Before the world began there was
only nothing but darkness of nothingness.
Until then
the word of God
came forth
and said,
let there be life.[Light}
Then from out of the void appeared a large cube of water.
the water pressurized from the very depths and Wisdom came into being.
the sun and moon miraculously bursted from
out of the void.
God created the earth. He made the world out of nothing.
The moon gave birth to the stars. The lights shined on the earth.
The earth then gave birth to all forms of life.
God looked over the world and saw that It was all good.
God had become tired from all His work so He decided to take a nice nap.
The heaven and earth were completed in all they're vast array.
Someday God
will miraculate the whole wide world in the perfect moment
Somehow men were able to travel to the beginning in a star-ship
all they were able to do was swim and drink the water
they could holo-graphically produce food from their star-ship
all their poopy crap turned into land.
They developed fins and became Mermaids and Mermen.
The fish arrived from all the algae in the water.
The Mermen's fins split open and they walked on land
and so on and so on. They flew to the stars and repeated the cycle.
God did not make them in a miraculous way.
Only with Man and Woman did he.
The first living entities that came through the void of chaos were
knowledge and wisdom
by which the heaven and the earth were founded
The God brought together the Male "knowledge" with the Female "Wisdom"
The two are one and the same in essence with different nature.
God gave "knowledge" and "wisdom" two words of advise.
God said to them, enjoy life,
I give you my blessing. If you know what's good for you. You will stay away from trouble. if you don't you will return to the dark place of no return.
the ghost of knowledge was Jason and the spirit of wisdom was Ida. They had two choices for they're eturnal destiny.
to live an eturnal life in the spiritual or live a real life susceptible to pain and decay.
Jason said to ida, I really hope that we will see eye to eye someday.
The devil was out in the world trying to corrupt everything good God had created. The devil went after Ida and persuaded her. The devil handed her a metal pipe and said,
hit this crap or I'll blow your freaking head off!. Ida was frightened and gave in to his demands. Soon the law was chasing them and the devil tossed the drugs out the window.
Jason just so happened to be walking down the street. he found the who even knows what the heck it was and was curious and chose to try it out and he did. God knew exactly just what had happened. he went to the man now and said, why are you acting so peculiar?
Jason said, I don't know what just happened?
God said, Jason, You have done what I told you not to and now you will go back to the dark place of no return, if you hope in my mercy you will be brought out
I am terribly sorry that this ever happened to you.
You will be alright, What you do not know cannot harm you
I am always with you and I will save you.
God called to the real woman and said to Her, what happened?
Ida said to God, the devil pressured me into trying drugs and I gave into his demand
I didn't mean to, I'm very sorry
God said to the woman,
Please never let that ever happen again, I forgive you.
My blessing is with you. You are healed
To the devil God said, Satan, go away!, leave us in peace
Zeus ALmighty spoke to the anti-christ
and said, GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD!!!
The real world began with the Father, the daughter, and the son
watching looney tunes
Jehovah was waiting in a waiting room at the clinic. He got up walked to the right. He used the magnificigant Shiny Power Energy of his to open the door. He walked to the left passing three people sitting behind computers and he walked through another door to the right. There was a square villah with a very Godly looking bush. A lady walked up to Jehovah, He held out his left hand and she stopped. He walked into the bush and disappeared. The lady then was confused and was constantly walking around the bush.
Zeus was there also. He transformed with Jason, False Jesus the False Christ was persecuting people. Jason told him to take in a breathe,
Somewhere someway somehow some time ago consciousnesses of life began in a vast remote disempary of time
The mysterious Jesus of Nazareth sprouted life into the body of Jason with the seed of life.
through much toil, pain, and suffering. God realized that his own very life is tangible
It is impossible for Man and Woman to live with God on their own effort.
His relationship with Man and Woman broke him to pieces. His Godess went through the same ordeal with Man and Woman.
The heavenly father and heavenly mother allowed
Man and Woman to freely live on the earth. Satan became totally dead and gone.
Eventually over time everybody woke up from they're deathly sleep that was brought on from the knowledge of good & evil.
The false imitation of Christ was swallowed into the vast realms of eturnity.
